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Monthly Archives: December 2009
SNOW
“That’s a lot of snow. Isn’t it beautiful?” “Yeah. I like the way it covers up the filth.” “Ha, but we know the filth is still there.” “Maybe not. Maybe this time it’s gone. Maybe when the snow melts, the … Continue reading
The Brain Destroyer
The algorithm poked its head above a glowing monitor screen and viewed the room full of crawling brains. Then it turned to The Traitor and said, “Are these the ones you want me to replace?” “Yes,” the Traitor replied. “It … Continue reading
Facebook, I Tired Of You Quickly
” I don’t care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.” —Groucho Marx I’m not sure why I still have a Facebook account. I haven’t signed onto it in so long I can’t remember my … Continue reading
Welcome To The Future
Welcome to the future, where the malls are surging with humans. And they all have shaved heads. Why? Because they’ve tattooed the entire surface of their flesh domes with advertisements. This has become the primary source of income for many … Continue reading
Interview With A Rat
I interviewed a rat living in a laboratory at Rutgers University. My questions are in black. The rat’s responses are in a ratty shade of red. So, how is life in the cage? Not too bad. Shiny new bars, fresh … Continue reading
Walmart Warriors
The writhing ball of arms and legs swept across the waxy floor. Dresses and skirts and shirts were grabbed and pawed and manhandled. And then the mob moved to the shoe department. Nike, Reebok, Bandolino, and Anne Klein—the decimation was … Continue reading