Monthly Archives: January 2010

Motivation In The Workplace

Posted on January 29, 2010 by happyjoe

“What will motivate you?” “More money.” “We can’t give you that.” “Well then, how about a pony?” “Will it be cost effective? “ “What do you think?” “I don’t get paid to think. I’m a manager.”

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BAR

Posted on January 27, 2010 by happyjoe

I’ve noticed a few bloggers describing their blogs this way: It’s not about ME, it’s about YOU. Well, that’s very generous, but rest assured this blog is not about you. This blog is about a bar. Yes, Jill and I … Continue reading →

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SHOVELS

Posted on January 18, 2010 by happyjoe

“We seem to be in a hole, people.” “Yes, that’s true.” “Well, I can see it’s true. So what are we going to do about it? Any ideas?” “Maybe we should stop digging.” “Ha! Don’t be a wise-ass. You know … Continue reading →

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Customer Service

Posted on January 12, 2010 by happyjoe

She had eyes like a pair of headlights. Not the headlights of a cute little Honda—I’m talking more like the headlights of a Lincoln Navigator. So she had big, luminescent eyes. She didn’t look at me right away, but I … Continue reading →

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A Typical Day In Corporate America

Posted on January 7, 2010 by happyjoe

“Sir, you’ll be happy to know we’re in the process of running a detailed analysis.” “A detailed analysis? What are you talking about?” “We’re examining the challenges, General Custer. We have several team-building exercises planned that will maximize solutions.” “That’s … Continue reading →

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1-1-10

Posted on January 1, 2010 by happyjoe

I haven’t written anything for a while. I could say I’ve been busy with the house and the kids, but I don’t have any of those things so I’d be lying. Maybe I just haven’t had much to say. I’ve … Continue reading →

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