Monthly Archives: March 2010

The Exercise Bike

We moved the exercise bike. It was getting no use in the bedroom so now it’s in the living room. It’s right near the bar, so I can drink a beer while I ride. Okay, I’m kidding. Sure, I might … Continue reading

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New Jersey On TV

Images of concrete and calzones are flashing across your television screen. In recent years, shows like Real Housewives Of New Jersey, The Sopranos, The Jersey Shore, and Jerseylicious are making New Jersey famous—but not in a good way. If you’re … Continue reading

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Last Song

What will be the last song you ever hear? We’re all going to die. There might not be any music playing when it happens, but you’ll hear a final song sometime before you go. What will it be? If you’re … Continue reading

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A Letter

The government sent me a letter about the upcoming census. The letter explained I’d soon be receiving a form from the Census Bureau. So they sent me a letter telling me I’d soon be getting another letter. I’m wondering how … Continue reading

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DREAM

So I had this dream. Did your eyes just glaze over? Is there anything more tedious than listening to someone describe one of their dreams? It’s like they’re going to show you pictures of their vacation, only none of it … Continue reading

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