Monthly Archives: May 2010

RONNIE JAMES DIO

Didn’t I just write a eulogy for Malcom McClaren? And now I have to write one about Ronnie James Dio, who I never even listened to? Jill ate dinner at Dio’s house. Well, it was his mother’s house. I forget … Continue reading

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$1000 Pizza

Nino’s Bellissima Pizza in New York City used to sell a $1000 pizza. Maybe they still do—I was too lazy to call them and find out. Look, if you want real reporting check out Time Magazine. Oh, wait, did I … Continue reading

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Internet Forum

Hey, I can yell at people and remain anonymous. Hey, I can pretend to be an expert about something. Actually, about everything. Hey, I’m a real tough guy who can call people names while I sit here in my underwear … Continue reading

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