Monthly Archives: November 2010

What Kind Of Deli Food Are You?

Posted on November 23, 2010 by happyjoe

“It’s a quiz on Facebook. I’m a hoagie. You enjoy a little fat in your ham and some boloney in your spam. You are greasy and filthy and long to be devoured. You love mayonnaise with jalapeno peppers but not while you’re watching the World Series.” Continue reading →

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Big Rock Show

Posted on November 14, 2010 by happyjoe

“So, how many people can you bring?”

“I don’t know. Maybe ten.”

“That’s not enough; you need to bring twenty people. I have bills to pay. I have narcotics to accumulate.”

“Hey, does anyone ask Bruce Springsteen how many people he can bring?”

“No, because Bruce brings twenty thousand.”

“Oh, right—I forgot. I’ll call a few more friends.”

“You do that.” Continue reading →

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HI, I’M BACK

Posted on November 1, 2010 by happyjoe

Guess what? My blogging days aren’t over. Apparently, I can’t resist the urge to write stuff  nobody reads. The internet is all about “niches.” Blogs tend to do well when they have a certain little slot they fit into, like … Continue reading →

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