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Cat Killer Highway

It’s 2012, so I guess I should write a blog post. I’ve reached the conclusion I’m not much of a blogger. If I have something to say, I tend to put that effort into other mediums. Why would anyone care … Continue reading

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CEMENT

I’ve been mixing a lot of cement lately. When you live in an old house, it sometimes needs a few patches here and there. In a world filled with wireless networks and “cloud data storage,” there’s something wonderful about the … Continue reading

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Hurricane Irene

Everybody’s talking about hurricane Irene. Someone I know went to the supermarket and saw people fighting in the bread aisle. They were crushing each other’s windpipes in an attempt to get that last sweet loaf. Apparently, everyone is worried they’ll … Continue reading

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Google +

Google has started their own version of Facebook. They’ve done the computations over in the Googleplex building, and they’ve determined the average person still has a few minutes of life left to waste, so why not waste it with Google? … Continue reading

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MOVING SOON

As I’m writing this blog post, I’m also exchanging email with Ben Walker. Ben lives in Canada, and he wants to know what I’m writing about. At the moment, I’m writing about you, Ben. I just heard a strange sound—it … Continue reading

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House Hunters

Jill and I were watching House Hunters the other night. This show was especially interesting to us since we recently bought a house. But the houses in that show are nothing like the ones we looked at. House Hunters typically … Continue reading

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Sleep Deprived

Do you ever have trouble sleeping? Lots of studies say Americans don’t get enough sleep. Back when I was in school, I got plenty of sleep. Especially in chemistry class. Yeah, I took chemistry and the teacher often noticed I … Continue reading

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Explosion Of Justice

I sent an email to Dennis K, who lives in the bombed out recesses of Jersey City. Wait, that’s not true, Dennis lives in a nicer part of Jersey City, although it’s still not anything you’ll find on a postcard. … Continue reading

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Father’s Day

This Sunday I’m going to my dad’s house, where my mom will be cooking macaroni. We always eat macaroni on Father’s Day, because that’s what Dad likes. We used to eat lasagna, but my mom has limited that particular entree … Continue reading

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Vegetable Garden

More Americans are growing their own food. I come from a long line of “backyard farmers,” and I’ve seen the whole garden obsession up close. My dad used to walk into the kitchen every summer and dump 1000 pounds of … Continue reading

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