Category Archives: blog fiction

UFO Sighting

Posted on February 5, 2011 by happyjoe

I saw some UFOs. It was New Year’s Eve. Jill and I were walking home and we saw a bunch of orange lights in the sky. They looked like fuzzy oranges. I’m not sure if they were navel oranges or the kind with seeds, but they didn’t move like any type of manmade aircraft. Continue reading →

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Interview With A Snowstorm

Posted on December 26, 2010 by happyjoe

I interviewed a snowstorm. My questions are in black. Her answers are in blue. Continue reading →

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Christmas Party Murder

Posted on December 11, 2010 by happyjoe

Maybe a little poison in the punch. But that will kill everyone. Do I care? Yeah – some of these people owe me money. Continue reading →

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The End Of The World

Posted on December 3, 2010 by happyjoe

The end of the world was near. Everyone knew because of the huge flaming letters printed across the sky. The letters said, “THE END OF THE WORLD IS NEAR, AND IT WILL BE GOOD.” Continue reading →

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What Kind Of Deli Food Are You?

Posted on November 23, 2010 by happyjoe

“It’s a quiz on Facebook. I’m a hoagie. You enjoy a little fat in your ham and some boloney in your spam. You are greasy and filthy and long to be devoured. You love mayonnaise with jalapeno peppers but not while you’re watching the World Series.” Continue reading →

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The Ancient One

Posted on April 29, 2010 by happyjoe

“Hello, Ancient One. I’ve come to hear your wisdom.” “Oh, yeah? What took you so long? I’ve been sitting here for years.” “Well, I guess I was busy. So what have you got for me?” “I’ve got a secret, my … Continue reading →

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A Letter

Posted on March 11, 2010 by happyjoe

The government sent me a letter about the upcoming census. The letter explained I’d soon be receiving a form from the Census Bureau. So they sent me a letter telling me I’d soon be getting another letter. I’m wondering how … Continue reading →

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Motivation In The Workplace

Posted on January 29, 2010 by happyjoe

“What will motivate you?” “More money.” “We can’t give you that.” “Well then, how about a pony?” “Will it be cost effective? “ “What do you think?” “I don’t get paid to think. I’m a manager.”

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SHOVELS

Posted on January 18, 2010 by happyjoe

“We seem to be in a hole, people.” “Yes, that’s true.” “Well, I can see it’s true. So what are we going to do about it? Any ideas?” “Maybe we should stop digging.” “Ha! Don’t be a wise-ass. You know … Continue reading →

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Customer Service

Posted on January 12, 2010 by happyjoe

She had eyes like a pair of headlights. Not the headlights of a cute little Honda—I’m talking more like the headlights of a Lincoln Navigator. So she had big, luminescent eyes. She didn’t look at me right away, but I … Continue reading →

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