Category Archives: dating and relationships

Online Dating Tips

Posted on May 25, 2011 by happyjoe

Okay, the world didn’t end as predicted, and some people are disappointed. Some people are so hard to please. But now that you’re officially stuck here on earth, you might as well enjoy yourself. You might as well find the … Continue reading →

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Internet Kissing Machine

Posted on May 6, 2011 by happyjoe

Welcome to my new sex blog, where the sex never stops. It’s a lot like your bedroom, right? You wish. For the first installment in the Happy Joe Sex Blog, we’re going to Japan, where someone has invented an “internet … Continue reading →

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The Royal Wedding

Posted on April 26, 2011 by happyjoe

There’s going to be a royal wedding. I have no real feelings about this event. Studies show that royal people are no happier than anyone else. I find this hard to believe, since royal people don’t actually have to do … Continue reading →

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LOVE CRASH

Posted on March 11, 2011 by happyjoe

A new study of British couples shows the average amount of time it takes for a serious relationship to go down the tube is three years. Here are the main reasons: 1. Weight gain/lack of exercise, 13% 2. Money and … Continue reading →

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Online Dating Hell III

Posted on July 24, 2009 by happyjoe

She was blonde like a bottle of bleach, with sweet blue eyes. She was very attractive until she started talking. She started talking right away. What did she talk about? Mostly her ex-boyfriend. They’d been engaged, and picked out the … Continue reading →

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HOW TO HAVE A CHEAP WEDDING

Posted on July 3, 2009 by happyjoe

I recently overheard someone say she “couldn’t have a decent wedding for under $40,000,” and I knew it was my turn to step up and save the world. So I’ve written the operating instructions that will allow you and the … Continue reading →

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ONLINE DATING HELL II

Posted on July 2, 2009 by happyjoe

She told me she didn’t smoke. We went to a restaurant in New Brunswick where she proceeded to spend most of our date trying to bum cigarettes from people. Finally, someone gave her one. She explained she was a “non-smoker … Continue reading →

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Online Dating Hell

Posted on June 19, 2009 by happyjoe

People today have more ways to start a romantic relationship than ever before. People today have access to online dating, Facebook, Twitter, MySpace, email, text messaging, cell phones, and online chat. But does any of this stuff make the process … Continue reading →

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