Food Philosophy

What’s really important to you? Most of the things we do on a daily basis will seem trivial in the end. Like the way I ate eleven pieces of pizza for lunch, along with a pound of potato chips – in the end, all that puke will be meaningless.

Actually, I ate peanut butter and jelly for lunch. So there was no puke, and it is only a crappy sandwich that will not matter.

Speaking of food and philosophy, how long does it take a giraffe’s stomach to feel the full effect of a snow cone? And do machetes grow on trees? Of course they don’t – nothing does, except for all that stupid fucking fruit.

Fruit is healthy. It tastes a lot like fructose. Go eat a kumquat, or maybe some papayas.