I was using a heating pad on my elbow. I injured my elbow fighting with a gang of bikers or maybe shoveling snow. I noticed a warning on the pad that said “DO NOT USE IN AN OXYGEN ATMOSPHERE.”
Since the earth has an oxygen atmosphere, I started wondering where I was going to use this thing. Then I turned on the TV and heard the President say we’re going to Mars. I recalled the last President said the same thing. I’m wondering what’s so great about the place. I’m wondering if I can use my heating pad there.
I’m pretty sure Mars has a nitrogen atmosphere.
Dude…I totally read that on my heating pad and was like…what the heck? Lol!