From Time Magazine:
They were especially interested in a 30-ft. layer of sediment just above the iridium layer. That sediment, they calculate, was laid down at a rate of about 0.8 in. to 1.2 in. per thousand years, meaning that the entire 30 feet took 300,000 years to settle into place.
A couple of professors are spending their lives trying to prove an asteroid didn’t kill off the dinosaurs. Because it’s very, very important to know what happened 65 million years ago to a bunch of dumb lizards. Don’t try and cure any diseases, don’t try to grow a better kind of wheat or whatever—no, just make sure we find out about that layer of iridium.
Keep digging, guys. You’re making your mamas proud.
Fox News isn’t going to carry Obama’s press conference tonight. That’s because the people who watch Fox News have no interest in Obama, since they know everything he’s done and will ever do is completely wrong. Where did they learn this? Mostly from Fox News.
What are they showing in place of Obama? One of their top-rated shows, something called Lie To Me. This makes perfect sense. Lies are very popular on Fox.
I shouldn’t make fun of the flu epidemic (or PANDEMIC, as the media likes to say), because we’ll probably all be dead soon, but I heard a guy on the radio say, “we’re past the point of no return… it’s a GLOBAL PANDEMIC” or something like that.
And it’s true, about 200 people have the flu. But there are six billion people on the planet. Obviously, the point of no return comes along much sooner than we thought. More pandemics to follow.
Just in case you didn’t hear me, I said PANDEMIC.
I should probably say it again—PANDEMIC.
GLOBAL PANDEMIC
I’m on it … at least the dancing. The first two don’t apply to me, HA!
Ha, I’ll be out of a job soon, too. I can’t wait.
Wow, this is rlaely the end… I guess we should all quit our jobs, spend whatever money we have left, and start dancing in the streets.